#25

Every time my bastarding psychopath of an ex-boyfriend STOPS posting on his crappy blog, I hope it means he’s dead.

#24

I look under my bed before I go to sleep.

#23

I’m afraid of those automatic/electric toilets.

#22

Occasionally I get really paranoid and I am convinced that entire groups of my friends have banded together in hatred for me and just talk to me to be nice.

#21

When I am alone at night I have to have either music or television on in every room so that I don’t hear any weird noises.  I guess I prefer to not hear the burglars or rapists entering the house.

#20

I’m afraid I’m the cause of most policy changes at work.

#19

Sometimes when I haven’t gotten any phone calls for awhile I obsessively turn my phone on and off to make sure it is still working.

#18

I worry that someone is hiding in my basement who will kill me as I sleep even though I’ve been down there earlier in the evening, there was no one there then & my basement has no windows.

#17

I check my refrigerator to make sure my cat hasn’t crawled into it while I had my back turned.

#16

I have over 100 cover versions of “Last Christmas” by Wham! and I listen to them year round.